We haven't had the opportunity yet to try out the new Dosey Doe - Breakfast & BBQ (or DDBBBQ), so when a friend said he was stopping in for lunch, I asked him if he'd take some notes and a few pictures to share with us.
Mike's not one for "Foodie Fame," but having numerous years of cooking and grilling experience (a god among men when it comes to the arts and crafts of kitchenery, really) I knew we could trust his opinion. I also thought - carnivore that he is - he'd love the assignment; who wouldn't want to share about a mostly-meat meal from a restaurant seemingly built for the sole purpose of serving barbecue they profess to be so good they build the place around it?
Well... Here's how it went:
Wild Thing Sports Bar recently opened near the intersection of FM 1488 Interstate 45 just along the boundary of The Woodlands, and inside the southern ETJ of Conroe. Attempting to capitalize on the theme fairly dominated by places like Twin Peaks, Hooters, Bombshells and the like, Wild Thing offers a wide open seating area with high ceilings, multiple television screens, and of course, female servers all clad in very small outfits. There were two of us visiting Wild Thing today, a first visit for us both. Immediately after arriving, we were told from across the large expanse of vacant seating - and seventy plus flat screens playing every sports station and Lady Gaga - to sit anywhere we liked. The ambiance was nice in that it was very open and the wait-staff seemed friendly enough.
The interior design is reminiscent of Twin Peaks in Shenandoah minus the corporate budget. This photo shows some twenty-seven (27) Flat Screen TV's but there were dozens more which aren't pictured. Wild Thing likely has more TV's per square inch than the other guys - giving them a clear edge during major sporting events; if you can't find your favorite team at Wild Thing, they probably aren't being aired that day.
As a self-proclaimed foodie and amateur wine taster, I like to occasionally walk on the wild side of both. So curiosity lead me to visit "Wild Thing" Bar and Grill for a late lunch. Parking was near empty which is usually an indication of two things. One - that the lunch crowd had finished and gone back to their daily slavery or, the place "sucks." Well, sucks is a fairly strong description, so let's mosey on in to this "Modern Day Rustic Saloon" and check it out.
Woodson's Local Tap and Kitchen is a recent addition to the Marcel Crossing on FM 1488. You may recognize the name, "Marcel" Commons Shopping Center as the Marcel Group has built multiple retail centers with (initially) similar names all around Houston. What you won't (currently) find replicated is Woodson's Local Tap + Kitchen. The shorter name and website for this new venture, "Woodson's Local Tap and Kitchen" is Woodson's Bar. This being the first week after having opened, Woodson's Local Tap was bustling with patrons eager to try out the new bar and eatery at the entrance to Carriage Hills.
The Southwest Chicken Fried Steak is different than what you will find at other area restaurants.
A popular brunch spot in The Woodlands is The Black Walnut Cafe and we stopped in for a Saturday Brunch. Though the line at the counter wasn't very long when we arrived, the uncoordinated movements of the staff made it seem as though it was. Black Walnut Cafe is a order-at-the-counter, get a hockey puck, and seat yourself kind of place. Not that it's immediately obvious that it works that way; you have to realize when (and if) you grab a menu by the front door that your next step is to head past the bar and find the service counter all the way at the back where you can order. Black Walnut Cafe doesn't actually offer a "Brunch" menu, but several items make the crossover from the "Breakfast/Lunch" and "Lunch/Dinner" menus; so she could have breakfast, and I had lunch.
Our first venture into Crisp Woodlands was just about a year ago today, when they first opened (April 2015). That meal was by invitation, but we've returned a number of times since then on our own accord. One meal we haven't had the pleasure of trying before today, however, was brunch. Have we mentioned before how we're not really morning people? Because I'm sure that we have. If you, like us, aren't really up for a meal when the sun comes up, that's perfectly alright with Crisp - their brunch menu is served until 3:00 PM, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
One of the most popular restaurant types in The Woodlands - and possibly even southeast Texas - is Tex-Mex, and we're not talking Taco Bell here or even La Bikina which is more authentic Mexican food. Trailing ever so slightly yet gaining momentum is the Pizza restaurant; another high profit restaurant business that remains a mainstay celebratory dinners and food delivery fanatics. With at least a dozen pizza restaurant competitors, not including a plethora of pizza delivery options, Zazza Pizza Cafe has their work cut out (or should we say sliced) for them.
This was our second visit to Via Emilia in The Woodlands; the (Northern) Italian restaurant has undergone a complete transformation as well as more than doubled in size since the last time we were here. The service is prompt, informed, courteous, and on the spot. No longer are the servers hiding away - the managers are on the floor, the environment is inviting and the aroma is intoxicating. And we had only just arrived. We had reservations "but we went anyway" as I like to jokingly say. And as it turned out, making reservations was a good thing, even with the additional seating and larger bar, the restaurant was seated near capacity when we left; not bad for a Saturday night.
Bonfire Grill is a recent addition to the restaurants in Tomball, Texas. Located on Main Street, Bonfire Grill occupies the shell of a 1940s gas station and is nearby the public access area where events like the Annual Tomball German Festival are held.
Previously home to Patsy's Restaurant, the old service station turned restaurant, sports an authentic Wood Fired Pizza Oven imported from Milan. While they do offer pizza, the menu at Bonfire Grill has a wide variety of lunch and dinner options. Their single page, printed menu is enhanced by various chalkboards and other media with special menu items and adult beverage listings.
On this Friday night visit, we were joined by our friends, a couple from the Tomball area. Here's what they had to say about the atmosphere:
"Our first impression of Bonfire Grill was that the interior was well done - it's intimate, but not overly crowded, and the decor is fun. I liked the lighting and the open kitchen concept. One negative - the giant mirror directly across from the toilet is... unflattering. I get it - you want your guests to be able to get a full-view look at themselves before they head back out to their dining mates - but in the meantime, there are just some things that don't need to be scrutinized."
We recently had the opportunity to enjoy the first of two meals at CURRENT, the beautiful restaurant inside The Westin at The Woodlands hotel on The Waterway. Because of the timing of the invitation, Executive Chef Richard Mendoza asked that we return again once the fall menu rolls out. But on this evening, we sat with Chef, learning about his background, how he runs his kitchen, and how he takes the name of the restaurant - CURRENT - fully to heart when applying it to the menus throughout the year.
The concept of CURRENT is simple; to craft menus around the freshest ingredients available as locally as possible for that time of year (or, "currently"). But also one gets a sense of the use of the word in noun form in the flow of the space - from the curves of the interior areas and seating, to the open spaces allowing for free-flowing views across The Waterway and down to the fountains of Waterway Square below.
Chef Richard's background includes training under a Michelin Star Chef, as well as love of fresh seafood as the former owner of a catering and restaurant consulting firm, and as a captain for a commercial fishing company. He, along with his Executive Sous Chef Johana Gomez, have spent a great deal of time researching the types of foods grown here in Texas; developing relationships with farmers and fishing boat captains, and crafting a seasonal menu around high quality products with sustainable harvest practices.
But we suppose you want to know if all of this means the food is any good or you're going to enjoy your experience at CURRENT, right? Well, let's get into that. As we sat and chatted with Chef, we began with a Cheese Flight ($19). This evening's selection was from Pachi Pachi Cheese out of McGregor, Texas, and included a Cafetero (a wonderful white cheese which is hand-rolled in coffee daily), a Boitemello (a smooth, creamy cheese), and a four-chile-spiked Picoso, along with figs, honeycomb, Texas peach jam, and some spicy roasted almonds. You'd think since Chef was sitting right there with us he'd prompt our wine selection, however, our server, Celeste, was more than capable and prepared, recommending the California red blend Sourverain ($9 glass). Honestly it was hard to stop nibbling away at all of it, knowing we had a full meal ahead of us.
By now you're probably also thinking that since we were invited and Chef was sitting with us to begin with, we'd get off-menu, special treatment. But as it turned out, not at all. Once we'd had our questions answered, he retired for the evening leaving his kitchen in the capable hands of his Executive Sous Chef Johana Gomez and their staff (which we didn't realize until we asked for clarification on the cheese flight). For our first course we split a bowl of Sweet Corn Soup ($8) and a Boston Bibb Salad ($13). The soup was made with grilled Texas sweet corn, still holding on to just a hint of its summer sweetness, even at this late September date. Soups and sauces at CURRENT are never made with thickeners, but simmered and reduced in the traditional manner, intensifying their flavors. The salad included some incredibly fresh Bibb lettuce, which, as Chef had explained to us earlier, comes to them still attached to their roots and cut off only when readying for use to keep them fresh. It also had chives, Applewood smoked bacon, baby heirloom tomatoes, bleu cheese, and was delightful with house-made white wine vinaigrette. The soup had a bit of a spicy finish we both really liked, and the dressing on the salad had a nice bite to it.He Said
Between Chef's passion for seafood, and Celeste's encouragement at it being one of her favorite dishes this season, I decided on the Wild Alaskan Halibut ($34), served on a bed of crushed watermelon gazpacho, avocado, lime, and extra virgin olive oil. The trick she said, was to get a little of the halibut, a chunk of watermelon, and a dab of the guac on your fork to allow for all of the flavors to come through. This then produces a rush of flavors and tactile sensations as the hot flakes of fish swim in the cool juices of the watermelon and the guacamole creates sparks as the mixture winds around your tongue. The halibut was excellent in its own right - tender, fresh, and flakey; completely different than what the staff at BoneFish tried to convince me was correct during our last visit at their place. And Celeste was right; the blend of flavors and textures danced on my palate. Overall, it was an excellent dish.
I optioned for the 1855 New York Strip Steak ($46), served with a red bliss potato puree, watercress herb salad and chive oil. Not only was the steak cooked perfectly to order (medium rare), but I so prefer any cut of beef which can be prepared in such a simple, unfussy manner such as this was. Some cracked black pepper, some sea salt, and grilled. I'm not a fan of multiple-ingredient marinades or seasoning presses for steaks you find in so many steakhouses. Point is - this one was fabulous, and the chive oil over the potato puree and in the watercress herb salad was a great accompaniment.
Here are just a few of the excuses we gave each other for having more than one dessert: they were seasonal (and therefore not available later), they were shareable, they were unique, they were made in-house, they were photogenic... Really though? They just sounded amazing. He ordered the Candied Bacon Sundae ($8), made with housemade candied bacon, toffee-toasted almond ice cream and caramel sauce. I ordered the Cherry Whoopie Pie ($8), a double chocolate cake filled with fresh cherry buttercream.
It seemed like I could pick anything on the menu and it would be fantastic and well, if I was a fan of sweets, the toffee-toasted almond ice cream with caramel sauce likely would have been the perfect dessert. So why pick such a sweet dessert? Great question and the only answer that comes to mind was... "I wonder if it's really bacon"? Yes, it was bacon and couldn't have been any sweeter if it had been made from pure sugar. But then again, I'm infamous for not having the sweeter tooth among the two of us.She Said
The Cherry Whoopie Pies were actually smaller than I expected, and not nearly as sweet; a pleasant finding on both counts. Also accompanying them were two cherry meringues, and a white & milk chocolate, hand-rolled straw which would have stirred and melted wonderfully into some coffee had I not turned it down when offered. After the first bite, I wished I'd saved more room for dessert - then I could have maybe had some coffee to better savor these.
CURRENT appears to still be a hidden gem along The Waterway. Though we were there on a Friday night at the peak of dinner hour, the dining room had plenty of open seating. In our opinion, we think there is a certain stigma that goes along with being the restaurant inside a hotel - that it's there simply for offering bland, overpriced room service meals for weary travelers, and breakfast buffets in the morning. But around here, hotels in The Woodlands area which have restaurants are really stepping up their game, and we certainly feel CURRENT is leading the pack. There are of course other fine dining options at area hotels nearby as well; Robard's at The Woodlands Resort & Conference Center and Johnny's Italian Steakhouse inside the Holiday Inn & Suites spring readily to mind.
But you don't have to take our word for it. Stop in and give CURRENT a try for yourself! As we compared our notes and looked back over our photos these past few days, we found ourselves coming to a thoughtful conclusion - this just might be the first review this year where we have not one remotely negative thing to report on. In summation, our dinner at CURRENT in The Westin Hotel is the best overall dining experience we've had this year; and we can't wait to return.
CURRENT offers breakfast, lunch and lunch specials, dinner, an extensive wine list with more than 60 selections (plus a Captains list upon request), desserts, cordials, and of course cocktails from the adjacent SideBar.
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